A fake conversation with embedded facts
- Man 1: Why are you so strange?
- Man 2: What? I'm just doing my thing.
- Man 1: When and where?
- Man 2: Next stops are July 20th at Red Palace in DC, August 8th at Jammin Java in Vienna, VA and August 25th at the Foggy Bottom Music Fest
- Man 1: Tubular!
Overheard in the men's restroom
- Guy washing hands: Didn't your mom teach you to wash your hands after you go pee?
- Guy walking past sink: Didn't your mom teach you not to pee on your hands?
We like bikes.
(Source: megaphonebarons.com)
A newer Megaphone Barons song, “Haunt my dreams” recorded live at Rock n Roll Hotel.




